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    EVENTS

    • JULY 16th
      Signing @ Common Good Bookstore in St. Paul, MN, 7:30 PM.
    • OCTOBER 15th-18th
      Bouchercon, Indianapolis, IN

    OTHERS

    • GISCHLER
      GUN MONKEYS, PISTOL POETS, SUICIDE SQUEEZE, SHOTGUN OPERA, GO GO GIRLS OF THE APOCALYPSE
    • DOOLITTLE
      DIRT, BURN, RAIN DOGS, THE CLEAN-UP, SAFER
    • GUTHRIE
      TWO-WAY SPLIT, KISS HER GOODBYE, HARD MAN, SAVAGE NIGHT, and my scheming literary agent
    • STELLA
      JIMMY BENCHPRESS, CHARLIE OPERA, CHEAPSKATES, SHAKEDOWN, MAFIYA
    • TRIBE
      "Twenty-five Variations on Folsum Prison Blues" (PWG Anthology)
    • BANKS
      SATURDAY'S CHILD, DONKEY PUNCH, NO MORE HEROES
    • JORDAN
      "Silence" (PWG 4/04), Editor of EXPLETIVE DELETED
    • SWIERCZYNSKI
      THE WHEELMAN, THE BLONDE, SEVERANCE PACKAGE, and Marvel Comics Genius
    • $2 RADIO
      Publisher of THE DRUMMER
    • HENDRICKS
      MIAMI PURITY, IGUANA LOVE, VOLUNTARY MADNESS, SKY BLUES, CRUEL POETRY
    • USM's CENTER FOR WRITERS
      Where I learned what I needed to know
    • BRUEN
      THE GUARDS, THE DRAMATIST, PRIEST, THE WHITE TRILOGY
    • BAKER
      THE MEANEST FLOOD, KING OF THE STREETS, DEATH MINUS ZERO, SHOOTING IN THE DARK
    • CRIDER
      A MAMMOTH MURDER, DEAD SOLDIERS, A KNIFE IN THE BACK
    • MACLEAN
      "THE REVENGE OF CARLO PULASKI" (PWG Sept/Oct 02), "LUCK AND A GUN" (PWG Jan/Feb 01), NEXT UP: BEST AMERICAN MYSTERY STORIES 2006
    • FIRST OFFENDERS
      Shelby, Armstrong, Olsen, Gaylin, and me
    • RAP SHEET
      Crime Fiction News
    • THUG LIT
      Writing About Wrongs
    • CRIMESPOT
      THE PLACE TO BE
    • CONTEMPORARY NOMAD
      Steinhauer, Wignall, Nadler, Hunt
    • STORYGLOSSIA
      Great stories, great magazine.
    • BLEAK HOUSE BOOKS
      Publisher of YELLOW MEDICINE
    • HARWOOD
      JACK WAKES UP, Podcaster Extraordinaire of JACK PALMS 2: THIS IS LIFE, and JP3.
    • OUT OF THE GUTTER
      The Modern Journal of Pulp Fiction and Degenerate Literature
    • MURDALAND
      "Dark Tales for Tawdry Times"
    • JOHNSON
      THE COLD DISH, KINDNESS GOES UNREWARDED, ANOTHER MAN'S MOCCASINS
    • CRIMEWAV.COM
      Seth Harwood hosts a new podcast featuring the best of short crime fiction.
    • B. CLAY MOORE
      writer of the comics HAWAIIAN DICK, '76, other groovy shit.
    • AYRES
      MOSQUITO KINGDOM (screenwriter), "Morning After" PWG #3
    • BARDSLEY
      "Upper Deck" PWG #1, "Funny Face" STORYGLOSSIA Crime Issue, "Headquarters Likes Your Style" OUT OF THE GUTTER #5 Revenge Contest Winner

    Doolittle & Smith, Jan 06

    • Kisser
      Two authors in search of an audience. Touring behind RAIN DOGS and PSYCHOSOMATIC

    Mayhem, May 06

    • Neilconv2
      Omaha, Nebraska, May 25 to 28. Always a blast.

    ALL DRUMMER ALL SUMMER, June & July 06

    • Fenderjessedennis
      Rampaging road trip across the scorched South

    Mayhem, May 07

    • Craig_johnson
      Once more into the Midlands. What were we thinking?

    Bachelor Skins Tournament

    • Bach_skins_12
      My last days as a single man spent out on the links playing that sport I love/loathe so much.

    JUNE 23rd, 2007

    • Rt0s3928
      The day Neil and Brandy got married.

    PSYCHOBILLY TOUR: YELLOW MEDICINE, May 2008

    • RichMysOne513
      Three cities, two states, one novel. And some Psychobilly music on the radio.

    Mayhem, May 08

    • CJreads2
      Once Again, Rocking the Mystery Conference Down in Omaha

    THE WILD-ASSED TEXAS TOUR, SUMMER 08

    • SamHouston
      Smith & Gischler stampede across the Lone Star State.

    Lake Superior & Duluth, October 08

    • Skyline View
      What I did in October instead of going to Bouchercon like a good little crime writer.

    HOGDOGGIN' Launch, May 09

    • Once May16
      Book launch day for my 4th novel, HOGDOGGIN', at Once Upon a Crime in Minneapolis.

    « THE FEMME FATALE OF MOISSON ROUGE SPEAKS | Main | SHOW ME PWG »

    PLOTS WITH GUNS: "Ain't No Grave Gonna Hold This Body Down"

    Here's how this is going to work: PLOTS WITH GUNS will go back online in the new year, as soon as I get enough good stories to fill an issue.  I'll be doing quarterly issues.  The pay will be...well, it'll be me buying you your drink of choice the next time I happen to see you.  The standards will be higher than ever, and I'll be pickier than ever.  Looking for hard-boiled, noir and transgressive crime fiction.  Every story has to have a gun in it somehow, some way (doesn't have to play a big role.  Just needs to be there).  No pastiche.  It's got to feel right to find a home in PWG.

    Why zombify this thing?  Well, when the Crimedogs packed it in back in 2004, it was because we were juggling our own writing with our day jobs, and PWG was taking up a lot of time.  Hard to balance.  So we took time off, put together a print anthology with Dennis McMillan, moved all over the country, and wrote some books.  I also learned a lot more about how to reinstate PWG back into my life and not have it be a giant headache.  Plus, I got inspired, and I am just really hungry for new noir short stories that take literary risks.  Want to find them and share them with the world on a really sharp looking website.

    The archives of the first run are still available on the Way Back Machine here.  We're damned proud of this catalog.  Some amazing stories from heavy hitters, new voices, and plenty of surprises.  An Anthony Award nominee, and a few who made it into Best Of anthologies.  We hope to find an equally strong showing amongst the noir-istas out there this time around (if you don't mind sharing it for the price of a cocktail).  Since we also wanted the thing to always have a striking look to it, we're also on the prowl for great photos or artwork from artists looking for a little exposure.

    In 2008, we're starting over with Issue #1.  Send me your best (email only).  You know how to get in touch.  And I promise you this won't be a Ross Perot thing (he's running, he's not, he's running again, he's not).  This time, I'm sticking around for the long haul.

    Submissions are now open. 

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    Comments

    Great news!


    Whaaaaaaa?

    (rub eyes)

    Whaaaaaaaaaa?

    That's awesome news!

    Allow me to be the first to say, "Holy fucking shit!"

    That's the best news I've heard all month.

    I've got my gun out of the holster already.

    Excellent news. I look forward to its return.

    ...it'll be me buying you your drink of choice the next time I happen to see you.

    Fuck that, we'll buy you a drink. Fabulous news!

    Oh my god that's brilliant news! A great way to start a shitty Monday morning. Cheers Neil. I've missed it.

    A place for "transgressive" crime fiction? ... Love it. ... Congrats on the big announcement.

    Guns are so violent.

    Have you thought about Plots With Geraniums?

    You could keep the PWG thing, and it wouldn't be so yucky violent.

    I can't wait.

    Awesomeness, man! Can't wait for the rebirth.

    Hot fucking damn!

    What great news, Neil. Looking forward to the return of PWG. It will be a killer. Let hard edged meaness rule.

    Fantastic news! Looking forward to the first issue.

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